axel
I matter sometimes
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Post by axel on Sept 25, 2013 2:58:17 GMT -5
Why don't I know this Jonesy character and why are they an admin and I'm just some regular piece of shit member? And WTF is a global moderator anyway, Page? Is this some kind of New World Order shit? Because if so, I'm down. We need arm bands for this. I'll need a dick band too to show that I'm extra loyal. Also, I want a title so people think I'm important. I dunno... Like "Titty Checkpoint Alpha Commander" or something that tells people I mean business. Even "Minister of Sexual Harassment" would be nice. All I need is the power to ban any chick who doesn't comply with my rules. Let's make this happen ok? I don't want you to force me and all of my awesomeness to leave this site because I didn't get my way. lolz Erm... Jonesy is Wen Wen , Joel. Shame on you. Shame all over your face.
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Post by Jonesy on Sept 25, 2013 10:48:11 GMT -5
Was smart enough to fix that. I'm just as shocked as I thought I'd be. I was shocked at myself as well.
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Post by Jonesy on Sept 25, 2013 10:49:01 GMT -5
I'll need a dick band too to show that I'm extra loyal. HAWT...
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Post by Joel on Sept 25, 2013 12:12:25 GMT -5
Why don't I know this Jonesy character and why are they an admin and I'm just some regular piece of shit member? And WTF is a global moderator anyway, Page? Is this some kind of New World Order shit? Because if so, I'm down. We need arm bands for this. I'll need a dick band too to show that I'm extra loyal. Also, I want a title so people think I'm important. I dunno... Like "Titty Checkpoint Alpha Commander" or something that tells people I mean business. Even "Minister of Sexual Harassment" would be nice. All I need is the power to ban any chick who doesn't comply with my rules. Let's make this happen ok? I don't want you to force me and all of my awesomeness to leave this site because I didn't get my way. lolz Erm... Jonesy is Wen Wen , Joel. Shame on you. Shame all over your face. Really? OMG! My face is eagerly awaiting the shame that will be sprayed upon it. Maybe I'm not deserving of a dick band after all. I let my pride and my ambition get in the way of the greater good. I deeply apologize for my aggressive desire for power. Maybe I should be content with accepting a smaller role within this dictatorship. How about "Assistant Pelvis Inspector"?
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axel
I matter sometimes
Posts: 51
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Post by axel on Sept 25, 2013 12:24:52 GMT -5
Erm... Jonesy is Wen Wen , Joel. Shame on you. Shame all over your face. Really? OMG! My face is eagerly awaiting the shame that will be sprayed upon it. Maybe I'm not deserving of a dick band after all. I let my pride and my ambition get in the way of the greater good. I deeply apologize for my aggressive desire for power. Maybe I should be content with accepting a smaller role within this dictatorship. How about "Assistant Pelvis Inspector"? Sounds like an interesting role. As you are only an assistant, you will be given the task of inspecting the male pelvis.
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Post by Mr Go Fuck Yourself on Sept 25, 2013 13:09:10 GMT -5
Yo, beeches. Some of you know me, some maybe don't. I like boobs, booze and Breaking Bad. That's all you need to know I think.
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Post by Jonesy on Sept 25, 2013 13:10:11 GMT -5
Yo, beeches. Some of you know me, some maybe don't. I like boobs, booze and Breaking Bad. That's all you need to know I think. BOOBS!! Oh yeah and BB and booze too. WELCOME!!!
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Post by page on Sept 25, 2013 13:13:31 GMT -5
Yo, beeches. Some of you know me, some maybe don't. I like boobs, booze and Breaking Bad. That's all you need to know I think. You came to the right place, alcoholic pervert. Welcome!
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Post by page on Sept 25, 2013 13:14:39 GMT -5
Why don't I know this Jonesy character and why are they an admin and I'm just some regular piece of shit member? And WTF is a global moderator anyway, Page? Is this some kind of New World Order shit? Because if so, I'm down. We need arm bands for this. I'll need a dick band too to show that I'm extra loyal. Also, I want a title so people think I'm important. I dunno... Like "Titty Checkpoint Alpha Commander" or something that tells people I mean business. Even "Minister of Sexual Harassment" would be nice. All I need is the power to ban any chick who doesn't comply with my rules. Let's make this happen ok? I don't want you to force me and all of my awesomeness to leave this site because I didn't get my way. lolz You now have a title. I would abuse this new found power if I were you.
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Post by Mr Go Fuck Yourself on Sept 25, 2013 13:15:22 GMT -5
Yo, beeches. Some of you know me, some maybe don't. I like boobs, booze and Breaking Bad. That's all you need to know I think. You came to the right place, alcoholic pervert. Welcome! Thanks. Sometimes I tend to post drunk stuff on forums, and I'm drunk a lot, so if I make even less sense than I normally do, you know what's going on.
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Post by page on Sept 25, 2013 13:21:00 GMT -5
You came to the right place, alcoholic pervert. Welcome! Thanks. Sometimes I tend to post drunk stuff on forums, and I'm drunk a lot, so if I make even less sense than I normally do, you know what's going on. So you're like the male version of pepper. She is gonna be so pissed with this post.
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Post by Mr Go Fuck Yourself on Sept 25, 2013 13:22:28 GMT -5
She will deal.
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Post by Nikki on Sept 25, 2013 14:08:03 GMT -5
This place has sin written all over it. I'm down with that . Hello hello, off to hell I go.
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Post by Jonesy on Sept 25, 2013 14:58:03 GMT -5
You came to the right place, alcoholic pervert. Welcome! Thanks. Sometimes I tend to post drunk stuff on forums, and I'm drunk a lot, so if I make even less sense than I normally do, you know what's going on. Oh god we are going to get along great.
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Post by Jonesy on Sept 25, 2013 14:58:58 GMT -5
Thanks. Sometimes I tend to post drunk stuff on forums, and I'm drunk a lot, so if I make even less sense than I normally do, you know what's going on. So you're like the male version of pepper. She is gonna be so pissed with this post. I saw this after I already told him we would get along because of this. FUCK YOU ONLY I CAN SAY THAT ABOUT MYSELF!!!
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