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Post by FUCKING DON AS FUCK on Dec 10, 2013 14:30:52 GMT -5
Omggggg this sounds just perfect. I'm happy you have previously had a turtle. It would be good to bring some experience to the table. Well I don't want to brag but I've also kept my daughter alive for 6 years. That's very cool and I'm proud of you. But not really relevant when we're talking about something as serious as raising a turtle. I still trust you though, I mean with a name like Lexy you wouldn't be able to let a turtle die on your watch.
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Post by FUCKING DON AS FUCK on Dec 10, 2013 14:31:17 GMT -5
A fan of turtle adoption? I like to raise them and feed then organic food and when the time is right, I eat them. They taste so fucking good.
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Post by lexy on Dec 10, 2013 14:34:43 GMT -5
Well I don't want to brag but I've also kept my daughter alive for 6 years. That's very cool and I'm proud of you. But not really relevant when we're talking about something as serious as raising a turtle. I still trust you though, I mean with a name like Lexy you wouldn't be able to let a turtle die on your watch. No Lexy is a very reliable name. I have seen atleast three Lexys in the adult film industry and they seem to have their shit together.
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Post by FUCKING DON AS FUCK on Dec 10, 2013 14:41:52 GMT -5
That's very cool and I'm proud of you. But not really relevant when we're talking about something as serious as raising a turtle. I still trust you though, I mean with a name like Lexy you wouldn't be able to let a turtle die on your watch. No Lexy is a very reliable name. I have seen atleast three Lexys in the adult film industry and they seem to have their shit together. "They have their shit together" Exactly what category of porn is this? I am yet to see a Don or Forrest in a porno so no real way to judge how well I will be able to look after a turtle.
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Post by Joel on Dec 10, 2013 15:25:14 GMT -5
My oldest son owned a Russian Tortoise and it was really cool. It grew to about a foot in diameter. His name was Torty.
Then it died a few weeks ago. We're not sure why it died because those things are supposed to live as long as humans. But anyway, it was a good pet. No barking or scratching furniture or shedding fur or coughing up hair balls. Just a quiet tortoise.
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Post by Jonesy on Dec 10, 2013 15:31:28 GMT -5
You guys are cracking me up. I don't even care about the damn tiger with perfect shoulders anymore.
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Post by lexy on Dec 10, 2013 16:57:03 GMT -5
No Lexy is a very reliable name. I have seen atleast three Lexys in the adult film industry and they seem to have their shit together. "They have their shit together" Exactly what category of porn is this? I am yet to see a Don or Forrest in a porno so no real way to judge how well I will be able to look after a turtle. Ok, so I did some research and I found Natalie Forrest and a short homemade movie called "Chubby German amature couple fucking in the forrest" You be the judge.
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Post by amr74 on Dec 10, 2013 17:46:48 GMT -5
What does "raising a turtle" really mean?
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Post by Jonesy on Dec 10, 2013 17:48:43 GMT -5
What does "raising a turtle" really mean? I thought he wanted you guys to give him a woody. I can't believe I just said woody.
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Post by FUCKING DON AS FUCK on Dec 10, 2013 17:50:10 GMT -5
What does "raising a turtle" really mean? Let's just say he wants to poke his his head out of his shell.
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Post by amr74 on Dec 10, 2013 17:51:27 GMT -5
What does "raising a turtle" really mean? I thought he wanted you guys to give him a woody. I can't believe I just said woody. That's exactly what I thought.
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Post by FUCKING DON AS FUCK on Dec 10, 2013 17:51:31 GMT -5
"They have their shit together" Exactly what category of porn is this? I am yet to see a Don or Forrest in a porno so no real way to judge how well I will be able to look after a turtle. Ok, so I did some research and I found Natalie Forrest and a short homemade movie called "Chubby German amature couple fucking in the forrest" You be the judge. Natalie Forrest, I'll search that in a bit and get back to ya.
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Post by amr74 on Dec 10, 2013 17:52:12 GMT -5
What does "raising a turtle" really mean? Let's just say he wants to poke his his head out of his shell. I KNEW IT!!! PERVERT
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Post by page on Dec 10, 2013 18:30:23 GMT -5
Hold on. Did you guys hijack the welcome thread?
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Post by Jonesy on Dec 10, 2013 19:10:02 GMT -5
Hold on. Did you guys hijack the welcome thread? Now it's the "Raising a Woody" thread. Or "Getting a Turtle" thread? Now I'm all confused.
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