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Sept 26, 2013 3:01:10 GMT -5
Post by Joel on Sept 26, 2013 3:01:10 GMT -5
I was sitting here on my computer reading some PMs from TWDF when all of a sudden, I farted. But the weird thing about it, is that the fart bubble rolled up toward the middle of my crotch and then traveled up between my left nutsack and my leg before it burst open.
I could smell it for at least 15 minutes. I call this a full frontal fart.
If you don't have names for different types of farts, then you haven't really lived.
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Sept 26, 2013 11:47:43 GMT -5
Post by ARRRR on Sept 26, 2013 11:47:43 GMT -5
Shart. That is by far the worst one.
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Sept 26, 2013 11:49:59 GMT -5
Post by Jonesy on Sept 26, 2013 11:49:59 GMT -5
Shart. That is by far the worst one. Luckily I have never had this problem. My ex did though. And it wasn't solid. All over the couch. Yeah, he cleaned that up. I went to the pool.
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Sept 26, 2013 14:03:08 GMT -5
Post by ARRRR on Sept 26, 2013 14:03:08 GMT -5
Shart. That is by far the worst one. Luckily I have never had this problem. My ex did though. And it wasn't solid. All over the couch. Yeah, he cleaned that up. I went to the pool. Ugh! Yuck. That much, huh? See folks, this is why you NEVER force out a fart. I don't care how sure you are. . .
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axel
I matter sometimes
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Sept 26, 2013 14:22:27 GMT -5
Post by axel on Sept 26, 2013 14:22:27 GMT -5
Amazing story teller
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Sept 26, 2013 15:10:37 GMT -5
Post by Joel on Sept 26, 2013 15:10:37 GMT -5
Luckily I have never had this problem. My ex did though. And it wasn't solid. All over the couch. Yeah, he cleaned that up. I went to the pool. Ugh! Yuck. That much, huh? See folks, this is why you NEVER force out a fart. I don't care how sure you are. . . What's even more disgusting, is she didn't even leave him over that! I bad he had all sorts of filthy habits too, like not washing his hands after taking a piss, or picking his nose in public. Yet good ol' Wendy stuck by her man. But then the moment he forgets to hold a door open for her or pull in her chair at a restaurant. BOOOOOOOM! The shit hits the fan. Wendy, you disgust me. ;-)
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Sept 26, 2013 15:42:07 GMT -5
Post by Jonesy on Sept 26, 2013 15:42:07 GMT -5
Ugh! Yuck. That much, huh? See folks, this is why you NEVER force out a fart. I don't care how sure you are. . . What's even more disgusting, is she didn't even leave him over that! I bad he had all sorts of filthy habits too, like not washing his hands after taking a piss, or picking his nose in public. Yet good ol' Wendy stuck by her man. But then the moment he forgets to hold a door open for her or pull in her chair at a restaurant. BOOOOOOOM! The shit hits the fan. Wendy, you disgust me. ;-) It's all about me. I don't have to let him touch me. I got toys for that.
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Sept 26, 2013 15:49:37 GMT -5
Post by Joel on Sept 26, 2013 15:49:37 GMT -5
What's even more disgusting, is she didn't even leave him over that! I bad he had all sorts of filthy habits too, like not washing his hands after taking a piss, or picking his nose in public. Yet good ol' Wendy stuck by her man. But then the moment he forgets to hold a door open for her or pull in her chair at a restaurant. BOOOOOOOM! The shit hits the fan. Wendy, you disgust me. ;-) It's all about me. I don't have to let him touch me. I got toys for that. Weird. I'm strangely attracted to you now despite my disgust. What if I put a rubber glove over my hand and said "bzzzzzzzzzzzz" for a few minutes, would you think I was a toy too? I can also be motionless and silent while you control me.
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Sept 26, 2013 16:45:46 GMT -5
Post by Jonesy on Sept 26, 2013 16:45:46 GMT -5
It's all about me. I don't have to let him touch me. I got toys for that. Weird. I'm strangely attracted to you now despite my disgust. What if I put a rubber glove over my hand and said "bzzzzzzzzzzzz" for a few minutes, would you think I was a toy too? I can also be motionless and silent while you control me. That would just send me running. WTF JOEL??? I've missed you. <3
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Post by dee on Sept 26, 2013 16:46:44 GMT -5
It's all about me. I don't have to let him touch me. I got toys for that. Weird. I'm strangely attracted to you now despite my disgust. What if I put a rubber glove over my hand and said "bzzzzzzzzzzzz" for a few minutes, would you think I was a toy too? I can also be motionless and silent while you control me. Depends how big your hand is ? You may need a pair of rubber gloves...... and maybe rubber socks.... o fuck it you'll need a wet suit , goggles and a big torch , also breadcrumbs to find your way back
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Sept 26, 2013 17:13:09 GMT -5
Post by Jonesy on Sept 26, 2013 17:13:09 GMT -5
Weird. I'm strangely attracted to you now despite my disgust. What if I put a rubber glove over my hand and said "bzzzzzzzzzzzz" for a few minutes, would you think I was a toy too? I can also be motionless and silent while you control me. Depends how big your hand is ? You may need a pair of rubber gloves...... and maybe rubber socks.... o fuck it you'll need a wet suit , goggles and a big torch , also breadcrumbs to find your way back Oh goddangit Dee now you're starting? I QUIT!
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Post by dee on Sept 26, 2013 17:30:18 GMT -5
Depends how big your hand is ? You may need a pair of rubber gloves...... and maybe rubber socks.... o fuck it you'll need a wet suit , goggles and a big torch , also breadcrumbs to find your way back Oh goddangit Dee now you're starting? I QUIT! You started it with ya grandpa shit !
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Sept 26, 2013 19:43:28 GMT -5
Post by Jonesy on Sept 26, 2013 19:43:28 GMT -5
Oh goddangit Dee now you're starting? I QUIT! You started it with ya grandpa shit ! Ah crap. Ok how bout favorite uncle?
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Post by dee on Sept 26, 2013 20:18:33 GMT -5
You started it with ya grandpa shit ! Ah crap. Ok how bout favorite uncle? I ain't that much older than you ya know. Brother would be more apt.
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Sept 26, 2013 20:21:16 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2013 20:21:16 GMT -5
I ain't that much older than you ya know. Brother would be more apt. Will someone please tell me how old you are and how do you look so good for your age? <style type="text/css"> img.imageResizerActiveClass{cursor:nw-resize !important;outline:1px dashed black !important;} img.imageResizerChangedClass{z-index:300 !important;max-width:none !important;max-height:none !important;} img.imageResizerBoxClass{margin:auto; z-index:99999 !important; position:fixed; top:0; left:0; right:0; bottom:0; border:1px solid white; outline:1px solid black;} </style>
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