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Post by page on Sept 24, 2013 11:57:17 GMT -5
Now that you are here, you may ask yourself, "Do I belong here? Do I fit in? Will people make fun of me? Will I post or will I lurk? Do i have a sense of humour? If someone tells me that I fist myself like a retarded monkey whore, will I be offended?"
Have a good time and please don't fucking get offended. Do not talk about religion or politics. No one here gives a shit.
That shit is boring and you will get a warning. If it continues, banhammer.
If you are boring in any way, you will get a warning.
If you complain about other people or if you're a depressed basket case, you won't even get a warning. Misery loves company and there's tons of places on the internet that would love to have you but really, you should just remove yourself from associating with people completely.
For god's sake, the only reason for this site is to forget about your problems and have some fun.
if you think fun is being negative and degrading others in a malicious way, just fuck your asshole right now with your fist while you leave this site.
More will be added. Thank you for your time.
I demand free BJ's. Thank you.
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axel
I matter sometimes
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Post by axel on Sept 24, 2013 12:39:49 GMT -5
I absolutely love this.
Straight to the fucking point you swamp donkey! DOUBLE BOOM!
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Post by Joel on Sept 24, 2013 21:01:43 GMT -5
I belong here because I am willing to give BJs. Sloppy juicy wet BJs. Freely. Often.
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Post by Jonesy on Sept 24, 2013 21:44:48 GMT -5
me too baby.
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Post by Jonesy on Sept 24, 2013 21:57:26 GMT -5
not really. just a test. I AM BANNED!!! LMFAO!!!!
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Post by Jonesy on Sept 24, 2013 21:57:57 GMT -5
Well from the chatbox at least. Apparently I type too fast.
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Post by dee on Sept 25, 2013 6:29:33 GMT -5
Do I fit in .......? This forums a round hairy hole and I'm a square peg that vibrates that happens to be on the other side of the world and out of batteries !
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Post by Jonesy on Sept 25, 2013 8:38:16 GMT -5
Do I fit in .......? This forums a round hairy hole and I'm a square peg that vibrates that happens to be on the other side of the world and out of batteries ! Buzz Buzz....
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Post by Megan on Sept 25, 2013 18:29:21 GMT -5
I'd hate to get banned for being boring =/
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Post by Joel on Sept 26, 2013 2:36:46 GMT -5
I'd hate to get banned for being boring =/ You have been warned. Now prepare to have my balled up fist penetrate you repeatedly. I know, I know... I'm probably not your type. But look on the bright side, me doing that to you is not boring. Therefore you will not be labeled as someone who is boring. You're welcome. Now come here and bask in the glory of my greatness.
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Post by S. Fucking Matthew on Sept 26, 2013 18:25:18 GMT -5
I'd hate to get banned for being boring =/ You have been warned. Now prepare to have my balled up fist penetrate you repeatedly. I know, I know... I'm probably not your type. But look on the bright side, me doing that to you is not boring. Therefore you will not be labeled as someone who is boring. You're welcome. Now come here and bask in the glory of my greatness. It worked for me.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2013 18:27:46 GMT -5
Way to go Joel, you scared her away already . <style type="text/css"> img.imageResizerActiveClass{cursor:nw-resize !important;outline:1px dashed black !important;} img.imageResizerChangedClass{z-index:300 !important;max-width:none !important;max-height:none !important;} img.imageResizerBoxClass{margin:auto; z-index:99999 !important; position:fixed; top:0; left:0; right:0; bottom:0; border:1px solid white; outline:1px solid black;} </style>
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Post by Joel on Sept 26, 2013 21:44:55 GMT -5
Nah. She got scared off because purple text doesn't work well with a blue background. lmao!
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Post by Jonesy on Sept 26, 2013 21:46:20 GMT -5
Nah. She got scared off because purple text doesn't work well with a blue background. lmao! I'm trying to get her back. Shush.
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Post by Joel on Sept 26, 2013 21:54:45 GMT -5
She seriously left? Are you kidding me?
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