Post by ARRRR on Jan 4, 2014 10:51:33 GMT -5
4 Jan 14, 09:30 AM
MrNontesticle: Sausage sucker at best!
4 Jan 14, 09:30 AM
PastaFish: Wow, the idea that someone would call me a slut is actually like, out of the realm of possibilities
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
PastaFish: you didn't do that
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
MrNontesticle: I did!
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
PastaFish: SERIOUSLY call me a slut*
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
MrNontesticle: I had it in my mouth!
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
PastaFish: NO YOU DIDN'T!
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
MrNontesticle: Oh.
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
PastaFish: Yeah, that's called eating a sausage
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
MrNontesticle: Are we talking about different things now?
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
PastaFish: not smoking one
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
MrNontesticle: Oh.
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
PastaFish: I was talking about two things at once, it happens. I'm done now
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
PastaFish: now we're back to the sausage
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
MrNontesticle: NO I swear I tied to deepthroat it and didn't eat it right away.
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
PastaFish: Why a sausage though?
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
MrNontesticle: WHAT ELSE?
4 Jan 14, 09:31 AM
PastaFish: Couldn't you have tried a banana?
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
MrNontesticle: No too hard.
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
PastaFish: ANYTHING ELSE
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
PastaFish: No dick is as slim as a sausage
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
PastaFish: I hope
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
MrNontesticle: Ok, next time I'll use a fucking pineapple.
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
MrNontesticle: Better?
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
PastaFish: well, depends on the sausage I guess
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
PastaFish: YES! DO THAT!
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
MrNontesticle: No there are some pretty big sausages.
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
PastaFish: YOU DID NOT DEEP THROAT A SAUSAGE
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
MrNontesticle: I DID!
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
PastaFish: there are, this is true
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
MrNontesticle: Well I tried.
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
PastaFish: WHY?!
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
MrNontesticle: WHY NOT?
4 Jan 14, 09:32 AM
PastaFish: Are you serious?
4 Jan 14, 09:33 AM
MrNontesticle: VODKA!
4 Jan 14, 09:33 AM
MrNontesticle: I told Wen, ask her.
4 Jan 14, 09:33 AM
PastaFish: WHY NOT? If you've never sucked a dick you might puke? How do you know your gag reflex?
4 Jan 14, 09:33 AM
PastaFish: well, at least it was a sausage and not a real dick, I guess
4 Jan 14, 09:33 AM
PastaFish: No one pukes
4 Jan 14, 09:33 AM
PastaFish: maybe gag
4 Jan 14, 09:33 AM
MrNontesticle: I had a leftover sausage...
4 Jan 14, 09:33 AM
PastaFish: whoa, what if people puke?
4 Jan 14, 09:33 AM
MrNontesticle: Never mind.
4 Jan 14, 09:33 AM
PastaFish: No but
4 Jan 14, 09:33 AM
MrNontesticle: People don't.
4 Jan 14, 09:34 AM
PastaFish: What if that happened to you?
4 Jan 14, 09:34 AM
MrNontesticle: What?
4 Jan 14, 09:34 AM
PastaFish: , I'm going to do it on purpose somehow
4 Jan 14, 09:34 AM
MrNontesticle: OH!
4 Jan 14, 09:34 AM
PastaFish: puked on your dick
4 Jan 14, 09:34 AM
PastaFish: LMAO
4 Jan 14, 09:34 AM
PastaFish: good convo here always
4 Jan 14, 09:34 AM
MrNontesticle: Well...
4 Jan 14, 09:34 AM
PastaFish: Certainly no one could keep it up after that
4 Jan 14, 09:35 AM
MrNontesticle: I believe there's only much spit at best,.
4 Jan 14, 09:35 AM
MrNontesticle: As far as I know.
4 Jan 14, 09:35 AM
PastaFish:
4 Jan 14, 09:35 AM
PastaFish: ew, now I'm wondering if this has ever happened to someone
4 Jan 14, 09:35 AM
PastaFish: I need to know
4 Jan 14, 09:35 AM
MrNontesticle: I doubt anyone would still be hard with vomit on their dick.
4 Jan 14, 09:35 AM
PastaFish: I don't want to google it
4 Jan 14, 09:35 AM
PastaFish: Hell no they wouldn't
4 Jan 14, 09:35 AM
MrNontesticle: I'll do it!
4 Jan 14, 09:35 AM
PastaFish: what if it didn't SMELL like puke though?
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
PastaFish: it would still be chunky and colorful probably
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
MrNontesticle: Ok, never mind.
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
PastaFish: that's gross
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
PastaFish: and warm
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
MrNontesticle: FUCK NO!
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
PastaFish: OMG
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
MrNontesticle: EW.
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
PastaFish: I know, I'm making myself with this
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
PastaFish: I'll google it
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
MrNontesticle: But no, that's not gonna happen to me.
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
PastaFish: Hopefully not
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
PastaFish: what if it's a REALLY drunk chick who is already feeling ill and then gags on your penis?
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
MrNontesticle: Well certainly not now.
4 Jan 14, 09:36 AM
PastaFish: THEN it could happen I bet
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
MrNontesticle: THEN definitely.
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
MrNontesticle: Disgusting.
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
PastaFish: There, that's a situation in which it could happen
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
PastaFish: Holy shit
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
PastaFish: is it ME?
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
MrNontesticle: Is what you?
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
PastaFish: Am I the reason these conversations happen?
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
PastaFish: That one was
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
PastaFish:
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
MrNontesticle: Kind of?
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
PastaFish: Oh, you were the asshole spider guy though
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
PastaFish: that was all you
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
MrNontesticle: I can't remember how we ever got to vomit on cocks to be honest.
4 Jan 14, 09:37 AM
PastaFish: you
4 Jan 14, 09:38 AM
PastaFish: You were sucking a sausage
4 Jan 14, 09:38 AM
PastaFish: APPARENTLY
4 Jan 14, 09:38 AM
MrNontesticle: OH YES!
4 Jan 14, 09:38 AM
MrNontesticle:
4 Jan 14, 09:38 AM
PastaFish: And I wanted to know if you gagged
4 Jan 14, 09:38 AM
PastaFish: but I don't think this happened
4 Jan 14, 09:38 AM
PastaFish: You are so insistent that it did
4 Jan 14, 09:38 AM
MrNontesticle: No, I told you, I got bored and just ate it.