Post by ARRRR on Feb 3, 2014 12:26:50 GMT -5
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
PastaFish: WEN!
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
MrNonsensical: WEN!
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
PastaFish: HELLO!
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Omg Wen
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
Wen: HERRO!!!
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: WEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: WEN THIS IS VITAL
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
Wen: what???
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: WEN LISTEN TO ME
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
MrNonsensical:
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Ok
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Let me give you a scenario
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
Wen: ....
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Gijs and Pirate shut up a sec
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Just please
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Ok so Wen
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
MrNonsensical: Blah.
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
Wen: .....
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Imagine you're on the sofa with a guy
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: Say, Wen, if you blurted out in front of a guy you were seeing that you really were good at giving BJ's, would you be begging to give a BJ, basically?
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And he's like
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
Wen: oh god
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: "Let's watch Lion because I'm good at eating pussy"
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
MrNonsensical:
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Would you go for him
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: HAHAHA
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: I WOULD
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Also thanks for ruining my story Pirate
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Like seriously
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Thanks a lot
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Silly bitch.
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: I thought it would be more nonsense!
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: I'm sorry!
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: This is what I'm used to from you
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
MrNonsensical: Nonsense?
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Na I'm not interested
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: Don's primary language
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Everything I speak is pure Donsense
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
Wen: I'm lost
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
MrNonsensical: Wen, sex?
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Wen just listen to me and not these other two fucktards
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Wen
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
Wen: are you asking if it's basically am offer in disguise?
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: You're on a sofa
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
PastaFish: I'd imainge that escalated quickly from your POV, Wen
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Yes
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
Wen: *an
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
Wen: it did
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Would you go for it Wen?
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Like
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
PastaFish: That's not even in disguise, in my opinion
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: All you know about this guy
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
Wen: I would never say that so it doens't matter
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: 1. Dude like Lion
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
Wen:
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
PastaFish: Wen
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: 2. Dude likes eating pussy
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Would you bang him?
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
PastaFish: But if you did, you'd be telling the guy you'll definitely suck his cock right now, correct?
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: yes
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Pirate stop ffs
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen:
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I want to know if my line will work
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: oh god you are going to TRY this?
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Shane is not impressed Pirate
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: I want you to feel bad for not taking that BJ
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: SHE ALREADY OFFERED HIM A BLOW JOB
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Yeah I think this line will work
FUCKING DON 4: Bants init
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: ??
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
MrNonsensical: Don you should record it all.
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: poor Wen
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: she did NOT
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: oh I'm dying here
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: SHE DID!
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen:
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: she said what?
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: exactly
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Nikki: That kind of thing doesn't always work so well the other way around, .
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
FUCKING DON 4: LET ME TELL
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: She said she was really good at giving BJs
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
PastaFish: OKAY DO IT
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: STOP
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Ok
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
PastaFish: FINE
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen: LMAO
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: So I was chatting to this girl
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
MrNonsensical: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
PastaFish: NO
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And she was like oh we should watch Mulan
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
PastaFish: I REALLY LIKE THIS STORY, IS ALL
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen:
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: So I said I can't really remember what happens
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen: uh huh
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And this chick was explaining
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And then out of nowhere
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: This other chick
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Was like
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I'm really good at sucking dick
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen: NO WAY!!!!!
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen: a SECOND chick?
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
PastaFish: NO
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Yeah
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen: ugh
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
MrNonsensical: 3.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: sorry
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: hahaha
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen:
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: now I'm amused
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: *faint*
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
FUCKING DON 4: The second chick is the one I was moving in the first place
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: One chick was talking about the movie, his chick said the BJ thing
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
MrNonsensical: I'm really good at giving rim jobs.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: just one chick in the room
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
FUCKING DON 4: The chick I was talking with about Mulan was some other girl
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: ok two chicks
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
MrNonsensical: 3.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: 7
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And one other chick
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
MrNonsensical: 42.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
FUCKING DON 4: 3 Girls 1 Don.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: so she interrupts the Mulan story
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: THERE WERE SEVENTY NINE
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: and says I am really good at suckinig dick
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Yes.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: you are kidding
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: fucking with us
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish: That's what I thought, like WHO DOES THAT?!
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Does your avi suit your reaction right now?
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: is this how it works in GB?
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Because my avi suits my reaction
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: LMAO!!!! :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: I dont believe this
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish: He turned it down
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Nikki: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish: I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT EITHER!
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
FUCKING DON 4: This is legit how it works
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
FUCKING DON 4: You just talk about your talents
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish: He didn't ask her to prove it or anything
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
PastaFish: THAT'S WHAT WE ARE ALL SAYING
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I started laughing
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I couldn't help it
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
MrNonsensical: Normal people just use chloroform or roofies and bang in an alley.
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Do you understand how funny it was
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
Wen: I probably would have too
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
Wen: BUSTED out laughing
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
PastaFish: I mean, that is funny
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
Wen: did you hurt her feelings?
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And obviously there was three of them
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
FUCKING DON 4: So they all started laughing
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
Wen: OMG
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
Wen: this is classic
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
PastaFish: I just wouldn't blurt that out as a joke unless I was willing to deliever though
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
PastaFish: deliver*
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
PastaFish: because guys take BJ offers seriously
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
PastaFish: except Don, apparently
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
MrNonsensical: They do, .
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
Wen: she was joking?
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
Wen: she only said that because you laughed
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Next time next time
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
PastaFish: She couldn't have been joking
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
PastaFish: I love the hell out of this story
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
Wen: THERE MIGHT NOT BE A NEXT TIME
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
Wen: YOU LAUGHED
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
FUCKING DON 4: She didn't say she was joking....
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
Wen: OMG
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
FUCKING DON 4: We all laughed
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And she was like
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: What it's not a big deal
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: omg
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: omg
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: omg
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: omg
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish: jesus, Don
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Nikki:
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: GREAT story to come into
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
MrNonsensical: I'm kind of stunned.
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish: TAKE A FUCKING HINT
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: You guys
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish: That wasn't subtle AT ALL
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Ima carry a camera around with me at all times
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: So you can see the situations I get into
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish: YEAH SURE DO THAT
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Because I don't think I'm explaining my life correctly
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
MrNonsensical: I wonder if you'll get the hint when she takes out her tits.
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish: I believe it, actually
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Nikki: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: She's riding my dick.... "So what are you into me orrrr"
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Nikki: and rips off your belt
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
MrNonsensical:
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: that would kiill it
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: hopefully no one does that
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Na man that's a solid line
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: I wanna do that now
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
MrNonsensical: I do.
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
MrNonsensical: All the time.
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
Wen: oh lordie
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3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
FUCKING DON 4: We also ate some lube
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: You should though, MrN
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: becaause it might be a trick with you
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: Uhhh
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: what don?
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
FUCKING DON 4:
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
Wen: WHAT???
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
FUCKING DON 4: There was lube and we ate it
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
MrNonsensical: You ate lube?
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
Wen: this just keeps getting better
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: That almost got buried
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
Nikki: this girl has lube lying around as well?
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
MrNonsensical: ...
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Na it was in her cuboard
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
PastaFish: I think he's shitting us
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: OMG
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: OKG
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: OMG
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: No seirously
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I was on the bed
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: *faint*
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
PastaFish: WHAT?!
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And she was like
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Not to worry you
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: But you're sitting under the lube cuboard
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Nikki: You were on the bed and you still passed on the BJ? ffs
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
MrNonsensical: Don this could've been anorgy, you know that right?
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4:
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: LMAO!!!!
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: There was other chicks there
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: Don
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
MrNonsensical: Orgy.
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: you are a dumbass
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
PastaFish: DUDE
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
MrNonsensical: Obvious orgy.
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
PastaFish: YOU ARE AN IDIOT
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: LMAO
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Guys
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
PastaFish: I love you, but god damn
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I'm gonna request that you guys settle the fuck down a sec
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: NO
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: I am literally shaking with laughter
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: There's one more thing she did
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: I know, Wen
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
MrNonsensical: OH MAN
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
MrNonsensical: Tell us.
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: oh god
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And I'm not sure what it meant
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Nikki: WHAT?!
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
MrNonsensical: Tell.
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: OH GOD
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: She got naked and came into bed with me
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: he's lying
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
MrNonsensical: ....
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And like
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: YOU ARE SO LYING
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I didn't know what to do
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: So I just poked her belly
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: He's definitely lying now
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And called her big tubby
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Nikki:
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: :rofl: :tears:
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
MrNonsensical: This is complete bullshit.
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: YUP
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Ok that bit was a lie
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: ALL OF IT
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: He's demonstrating that he could be a bigger moron
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: but he can't
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Nikki: did you make the blowjob part up too?
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: LMAO
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: She was like half naked
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: nuh uh
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
MrNonsensical: What was she wearing?
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: HE IS LYING
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: STOP
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Crop top and panties
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
MrNonsensical: No he told this before.
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
Wen: he was focusing more on the skin
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: If this is true
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
MrNonsensical: Eh, crop top.
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
FUCKING DON 4: This was when I was already in bed with another chick
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
MrNonsensical: Eh.
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
Wen: DON
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: and you didn't get busy with these chicks
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Yeah but ass
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
Wen: no wonder you havent had sex in a while
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: I'm going to fly there and hit you
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
FUCKING DON 4: LOOOOL
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I forgot how to make moves, ok?!
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
Wen: OR TAKE THEM
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: God, I bet he's been hit on daily
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
Wen: SURE THING DUDE!
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: he just had no idea
PastaFish: WEN!
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
MrNonsensical: WEN!
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
PastaFish: HELLO!
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Omg Wen
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
Wen: HERRO!!!
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: WEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: WEN THIS IS VITAL
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
Wen: what???
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: WEN LISTEN TO ME
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
MrNonsensical:
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Ok
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Let me give you a scenario
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
Wen: ....
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Gijs and Pirate shut up a sec
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Just please
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Ok so Wen
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
MrNonsensical: Blah.
3 Feb 14, 10:58 AM
Wen: .....
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Imagine you're on the sofa with a guy
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: Say, Wen, if you blurted out in front of a guy you were seeing that you really were good at giving BJ's, would you be begging to give a BJ, basically?
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And he's like
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
Wen: oh god
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: "Let's watch Lion because I'm good at eating pussy"
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
MrNonsensical:
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Would you go for him
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: HAHAHA
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: I WOULD
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Also thanks for ruining my story Pirate
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Like seriously
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Thanks a lot
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Silly bitch.
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: I thought it would be more nonsense!
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: I'm sorry!
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: This is what I'm used to from you
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
MrNonsensical: Nonsense?
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Na I'm not interested
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish: Don's primary language
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Everything I speak is pure Donsense
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
Wen: I'm lost
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 10:59 AM
MrNonsensical: Wen, sex?
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Wen just listen to me and not these other two fucktards
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Wen
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
Wen: are you asking if it's basically am offer in disguise?
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: You're on a sofa
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
PastaFish: I'd imainge that escalated quickly from your POV, Wen
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Yes
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
Wen: *an
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
Wen: it did
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Would you go for it Wen?
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Like
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
PastaFish: That's not even in disguise, in my opinion
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: All you know about this guy
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
Wen: I would never say that so it doens't matter
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: 1. Dude like Lion
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
Wen:
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
PastaFish: Wen
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: 2. Dude likes eating pussy
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Would you bang him?
3 Feb 14, 11:00 AM
PastaFish: But if you did, you'd be telling the guy you'll definitely suck his cock right now, correct?
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: yes
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Pirate stop ffs
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen:
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I want to know if my line will work
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: oh god you are going to TRY this?
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Shane is not impressed Pirate
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: I want you to feel bad for not taking that BJ
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: SHE ALREADY OFFERED HIM A BLOW JOB
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Yeah I think this line will work
FUCKING DON 4: Bants init
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: ??
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
MrNonsensical: Don you should record it all.
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: poor Wen
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: she did NOT
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: oh I'm dying here
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: SHE DID!
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen:
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: she said what?
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Wen: exactly
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
Nikki: That kind of thing doesn't always work so well the other way around, .
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
FUCKING DON 4: LET ME TELL
3 Feb 14, 11:01 AM
PastaFish: She said she was really good at giving BJs
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
PastaFish: OKAY DO IT
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: STOP
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Ok
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
PastaFish: FINE
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen: LMAO
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: So I was chatting to this girl
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
MrNonsensical: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
PastaFish: NO
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And she was like oh we should watch Mulan
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
PastaFish: I REALLY LIKE THIS STORY, IS ALL
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen:
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: So I said I can't really remember what happens
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen: uh huh
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And this chick was explaining
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And then out of nowhere
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: This other chick
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Was like
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I'm really good at sucking dick
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen: NO WAY!!!!!
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen: a SECOND chick?
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
PastaFish: NO
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Yeah
3 Feb 14, 11:02 AM
Wen: ugh
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
MrNonsensical: 3.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: sorry
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: hahaha
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen:
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: now I'm amused
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: *faint*
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
FUCKING DON 4: The second chick is the one I was moving in the first place
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: One chick was talking about the movie, his chick said the BJ thing
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
MrNonsensical: I'm really good at giving rim jobs.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: just one chick in the room
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
FUCKING DON 4: The chick I was talking with about Mulan was some other girl
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: ok two chicks
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
MrNonsensical: 3.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: 7
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And one other chick
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
MrNonsensical: 42.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
FUCKING DON 4: 3 Girls 1 Don.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: so she interrupts the Mulan story
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
PastaFish: THERE WERE SEVENTY NINE
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: and says I am really good at suckinig dick
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Yes.
3 Feb 14, 11:03 AM
Wen: you are kidding
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: fucking with us
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish: That's what I thought, like WHO DOES THAT?!
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Does your avi suit your reaction right now?
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: is this how it works in GB?
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Because my avi suits my reaction
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: LMAO!!!! :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: I dont believe this
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish: He turned it down
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Nikki: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish: I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT EITHER!
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
FUCKING DON 4: This is legit how it works
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
FUCKING DON 4: You just talk about your talents
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish: He didn't ask her to prove it or anything
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
Wen: FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
3 Feb 14, 11:04 AM
PastaFish: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
PastaFish: THAT'S WHAT WE ARE ALL SAYING
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I started laughing
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I couldn't help it
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
MrNonsensical: Normal people just use chloroform or roofies and bang in an alley.
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Do you understand how funny it was
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
Wen: I probably would have too
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
Wen: BUSTED out laughing
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
PastaFish: I mean, that is funny
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
Wen: did you hurt her feelings?
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And obviously there was three of them
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
FUCKING DON 4: So they all started laughing
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
Wen: OMG
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
Wen: this is classic
3 Feb 14, 11:05 AM
PastaFish: I just wouldn't blurt that out as a joke unless I was willing to deliever though
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
PastaFish: deliver*
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
PastaFish: because guys take BJ offers seriously
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
PastaFish: except Don, apparently
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
MrNonsensical: They do, .
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
Wen: she was joking?
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
Wen: she only said that because you laughed
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Next time next time
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
PastaFish: She couldn't have been joking
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
PastaFish: I love the hell out of this story
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
Wen: THERE MIGHT NOT BE A NEXT TIME
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
Wen: YOU LAUGHED
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
FUCKING DON 4: She didn't say she was joking....
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
Wen: OMG
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
FUCKING DON 4: We all laughed
3 Feb 14, 11:06 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And she was like
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: What it's not a big deal
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: omg
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: omg
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: omg
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: omg
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish: jesus, Don
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Nikki:
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Wen: GREAT story to come into
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
MrNonsensical: I'm kind of stunned.
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish: TAKE A FUCKING HINT
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: You guys
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish: That wasn't subtle AT ALL
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Ima carry a camera around with me at all times
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: So you can see the situations I get into
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish: YEAH SURE DO THAT
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Because I don't think I'm explaining my life correctly
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
MrNonsensical: I wonder if you'll get the hint when she takes out her tits.
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish: I believe it, actually
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Nikki: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
FUCKING DON 4: She's riding my dick.... "So what are you into me orrrr"
3 Feb 14, 11:07 AM
Nikki: and rips off your belt
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
MrNonsensical:
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: that would kiill it
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: hopefully no one does that
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Na man that's a solid line
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: I wanna do that now
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
MrNonsensical: I do.
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
MrNonsensical: All the time.
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
Wen: oh lordie
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3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
FUCKING DON 4: We also ate some lube
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: You should though, MrN
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: becaause it might be a trick with you
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: Uhhh
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: what don?
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
FUCKING DON 4:
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
Wen: WHAT???
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
FUCKING DON 4: There was lube and we ate it
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
MrNonsensical: You ate lube?
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
Wen: this just keeps getting better
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
PastaFish: That almost got buried
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
Nikki: this girl has lube lying around as well?
3 Feb 14, 11:08 AM
MrNonsensical: ...
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Na it was in her cuboard
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
PastaFish: I think he's shitting us
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: OMG
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: OKG
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: OMG
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: No seirously
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I was on the bed
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: *faint*
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
PastaFish: WHAT?!
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And she was like
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Not to worry you
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: But you're sitting under the lube cuboard
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Nikki: You were on the bed and you still passed on the BJ? ffs
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
MrNonsensical: Don this could've been anorgy, you know that right?
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4:
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: LMAO!!!!
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: There was other chicks there
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: Don
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
MrNonsensical: Orgy.
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: you are a dumbass
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
PastaFish: DUDE
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
MrNonsensical: Obvious orgy.
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
PastaFish: YOU ARE AN IDIOT
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: LMAO
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Guys
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
PastaFish: I love you, but god damn
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
Wen: :rofl:
3 Feb 14, 11:09 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I'm gonna request that you guys settle the fuck down a sec
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: NO
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: I am literally shaking with laughter
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: There's one more thing she did
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: I know, Wen
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
MrNonsensical: OH MAN
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
MrNonsensical: Tell us.
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: oh god
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And I'm not sure what it meant
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Nikki: WHAT?!
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
MrNonsensical: Tell.
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: OH GOD
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: She got naked and came into bed with me
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: he's lying
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
MrNonsensical: ....
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And like
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: YOU ARE SO LYING
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I didn't know what to do
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: So I just poked her belly
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: He's definitely lying now
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: And called her big tubby
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish:
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Nikki:
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: :rofl: :tears:
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
MrNonsensical: This is complete bullshit.
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: YUP
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Ok that bit was a lie
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: ALL OF IT
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: He's demonstrating that he could be a bigger moron
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
PastaFish: but he can't
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Nikki: did you make the blowjob part up too?
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: LMAO
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
FUCKING DON 4: She was like half naked
3 Feb 14, 11:10 AM
Wen: nuh uh
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
MrNonsensical: What was she wearing?
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: HE IS LYING
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: STOP
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Crop top and panties
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
MrNonsensical: No he told this before.
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
Wen: he was focusing more on the skin
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: If this is true
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
MrNonsensical: Eh, crop top.
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
FUCKING DON 4: This was when I was already in bed with another chick
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
MrNonsensical: Eh.
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
Wen: DON
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: and you didn't get busy with these chicks
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
FUCKING DON 4: Yeah but ass
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
Wen: no wonder you havent had sex in a while
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: I'm going to fly there and hit you
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
FUCKING DON 4: LOOOOL
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
FUCKING DON 4: I forgot how to make moves, ok?!
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
Wen: OR TAKE THEM
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: God, I bet he's been hit on daily
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
Wen: SURE THING DUDE!
3 Feb 14, 11:11 AM
PastaFish: he just had no idea