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Post by Jonesy on Oct 2, 2013 19:14:53 GMT -5
Yeah I know most of my posts are centered around sex. I'll own it. Sue me.
I don't know, maybe you had to be involved in this little exchange somehow for it to be funny. But whatever...
So today, my fixture expeditor came into the Projects office and asked me when we were going to release some fixtures that were on hold due to pending technical questions. This was my answer:
"Everything is still hold but there are emails that are feverishly going back and forth and back and forth and things are getting really heated and we are getting really close to the point where everything is going to RELEASE!!"
The more I spoke the faster I went. And I actually said the last word all excited and it kinda squeaked out. I think it was out of being horrified at what I was saying. In my head I knew I really needed to just shut up but my mouth wouldn't stop flapping.
By the end all I could do was put my head on my desk and say "wow that sounded really bad." Everyone died laughing and I was left with a crimson red face.
*sigh* UGH...
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Post by Mr Go Fuck Yourself on Oct 2, 2013 19:22:01 GMT -5
Sex I never talk about that.
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Post by Jonesy on Oct 2, 2013 19:30:18 GMT -5
Me neither. I don't know what you are talking about.
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Post by Mr Go Fuck Yourself on Oct 2, 2013 19:31:20 GMT -5
What is sex anywahy I wouldbnt know
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Post by Jonesy on Oct 2, 2013 19:35:47 GMT -5
Gijs, don't post drunk. HA! This coming from me.
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Post by Mr Go Fuck Yourself on Oct 2, 2013 19:40:00 GMT -5
BUT I'M notg even drunk flu silly beann
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Post by Jonesy on Oct 2, 2013 19:49:25 GMT -5
You suck at typing then. Said the silly bean.
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Post by Mr Go Fuck Yourself on Oct 2, 2013 19:54:10 GMT -5
bonkerrrsz
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Post by Joel on Oct 4, 2013 0:55:12 GMT -5
Three thoughts... 1. Who the hell is 'Jugs'? Is he our new Dutch boy? 2. Another sex thread? Sweet. I'm in. 3. My avatar still looks like a creepy plastic baby doll. If I lay it down, its eyes close.
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Post by Jonesy on Oct 4, 2013 8:23:15 GMT -5
Three thoughts... 1. Who the hell is 'Jugs'? Is he our new Dutch boy? 2. Another sex thread? Sweet. I'm in. 3. My avatar still looks like a creepy plastic baby doll. If I lay it down, its eyes close. 1. yes, jugs is awesome.. 2. of course! 3. get a flippin avy...
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Rabs
I matter sometimes
WHO THE FUCK CARES!
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Post by Rabs on Jan 1, 2015 17:36:55 GMT -5
Weeping while masturbating as your lover watches reruns of Three's Company.
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